Meet the Man Who Stood Underneath an Open Hole Toilet to Peep on Women

He crawled through a river of shit, and came out peeping on the other side...



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TULSA COUNTY, Oklahoma - A woman taking her 7-year-old daughter to the restroom at a Keystone Lake park saw a man looking up at her from inside a public toilet. The man, 52-year-old Kenneth Webster Enlow, was arresting on a Peeping Tom complaint.

Tulsa County Sheriff's Deputies were called to White Water Park women's bathroom early Sunday evening by a park ranger. The park, on the southeast side of Keystone Dam, has toilet facilities that include a septic tank under a cement slab. A plastic toilet seat sets over the hole that allows access for septic service, according to an arrest report.

Deputy Brian Osman said in his arrest report that he saw Enlow standing in the septic tank.

"I saw that he was standing with his head and shoulders out of the hole and that he was covered in feces."

Keystone Fire and Rescue helped Enlow climb out of the toilet and used a fire hose to clean him off.

Enlow first told authorities his girlfriend "Angel" hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet. He said Angel drove him to the dam in her blue and white 1972 Chevy Monte Carlo and left him in the hole about 30 minutes before he was found.

He claimed that he was unconscious from that injury and that's why he didn't call for help when the woman and her daughter entered the bathroom.

Deputy Osman said Enlow did not have any fresh injuries that backed up his story of being attacked with a tire iron. He did have some old scratches on his head, but they were scabbed over, the report states.

How hard up for spying on some tail do you need to be that you LITERALLY climb into "the shit" to get it done?  I'm gonna venture a guess that this guy doesn't own a computer, but couldn't he have saved a lot of trouble going to the public library and looking at peep hole cam sites like the rest of us? I wonder where "standing under a toilet" ranks in The Peeping Toms 2013 Top Places to Peep List (I'm just assuming there is one)? Somewhere between hiding in a dumpster and camping out at the morgue.

PS--LOVE this guy's excuse. Go big or go home.